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Run!
Why?!
I can't do it anymore!
Run!
This is bad.
I'm sorry.
Huh? You're not going that far?
Help me! Help me!
Stop it! Stop it!
Drink it!
Fight!
Where are you taking me?!
Are you okay?!
It hurts!
It hurts! It's over!
Even if you're hurt...
I did it!
What's going on?!
Fight!
Escape from the monster and get the golden cross!
Cross monster!
You're a bit of a fan, aren't you?
I'm not a fan!
You've improved!
I'm not a fan!
This time, I'm the game master of this project, Mr. Kurosu!
Mr. Kurosu!
Let me explain the project!
Okay!
A monster called "cross monster" is released.
You guys will escape from it and challenge the mission...
Are you recording?!
You're drunk!
Even though it's early in the morning.
So...
Wait a minute, okay?
Stop it! Stop it!
If you clear this mission, you can get this silver cross.
If you get it, good things will happen.
The chain part is really cheap, but is it okay?
It's better to get a lot of this for now.
But if you get caught by a monster called a cross monster, you'll have to carry a cross!
Is a cross what we usually do?
It's like a punishment you're doing.
Punishment?
Can I run away in my car?
Why?
Give it back and run away!
Why?
They wanted to make a cool video like they're running away, but suddenly it's a cheap comedy project!
The stage of such a project is "Aichi Children's Country"!
In a limited area, while escaping from cross monsters, you'll clear the mission and get a gold cross!
However, Mr. Cross has prepared a cross monster for you!
If you catch it, you'll get a cross engraved on your chest!
Can you get a gold cross without getting caught by a monster?!
Cross monsters can be released 60 seconds later.
Let's get started!
Ready, set, go!
Cross monster!
Start!
Isn't it 60 seconds later?
60 seconds later?
It's not 60 seconds later!
You're lying!
No, it's not!
What is it? Is it for real?
Ouch!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch!
Are you okay?
Hey, Mr. Kurosu! You're lying!
What are you talking about?
It's too big, Master!
Hey, Mr. Kurosu! Come here!
Let's go over there!
I didn't know what happened. What happened?
I ran over here and ran away.
When Ryo noticed me, I was on the ground.
I'm sorry, I stepped on you.
Did you step on me?
Yes, I did.
You stepped on me.
You said you would do it in 60 seconds.
It's bad weather and I'm afraid of slipping.
I'm also afraid of demons.
You said you would do it in 60 seconds.
But you only said you would do it in 60 seconds.
I'm sorry about that.
You're sorry about that?
What about this?
This is out of the test.
Read the camera properly.
Wear a skirt for one day.
One day is fine, but you might get caught again.
That's right.
I don't like that.
I see.
Two or three days.
That's right.
In this game, if you get caught by a monster once, you will be punished with a cross for one day.
At first glance, it looks easy.
However, depending on how many times you get caught by a monster, the period of a cross increases.
There are various kinds of monsters and some of them give you a pretty tough cross.
And after this, in addition to Ryo's injury, a terrible disaster continues.
Cross monster, start!
What should we do?
Should we go this way?
Let's go this way.
We're weak and can't run, so let's hide in the grass for a long time.
If we hide in the first place around here, we won't be found if we hide in the first place.
I'll wait here for a while.
By the way, this is the insurance office.
I feel like I came to see my insurance teacher.
In the first place, I don't know if the staff is stupid or not, but I'm in trouble right now.
You don't know, do you? You made me do this.
It's not accumulated.
And what about the cross?
Would you like to quit?
I'll do it.
What do you mean, "would you like to quit?"
I'll do it.
It's not good to quit, is it?
I'm scared.
It's not good if it comes out of here.
Yumemaru carefully checked the area.
Isn't it strong here?
Why don't you talk about YouTube in the future?
Short content has entered a lot.
That's right. Rich content and short content are getting more and more popular.
It's like the middle class is being pushed away a little.
That's right.
The two people who make YouTube talk and flowers bloom.
What?
Cross monster, activate!
Go, you guys!
Oh, the monster has just been released.
There it is! There it is! There it is! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Mr. Cross's first mission... Don't get caught by the cross monster!
Oh, there it is! There it is! There it is!
It's over there! It's over there! As planned! As planned!
Oh, there are three of them. There are three of them.
If I get hit by a cross now, how many times will I be disabled?
I have about three disabled crosses now.
What are you doing?
I'm cosplaying as Antonio Inoki now.
And Gobi is somehow...
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, Shibuya is going up. Shibuya is going up.
Shibuya is going up.
Oh, no!
You're crazy.
Why can't you see me?
It's fast.
You're right.
What?
You don't talk.
That's what you're taught.
You could have done it better!
The appearance of the cross monster.
There is a creator in it, isn't it?
It's Ore-ra-ku-o-tti.
Say something!
There are so many bugs in it.
Spend a day in a Zazie costume.
Tetsuya is still hiding near the start line.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! It's coming this way! It's coming this way!
Oh, no!
Skirt again!
This guy again!
He's fast!
Don't give me that awkward look!
Move, move!
This guy is serious!
There's no point in moving.
I'm sorry, but I'm holding back the One Man Live next week.
Health comes first.
Hey, hey, hey.
Looks like you caught him twice.
That's my boy! Good job!
Okay, you, come here.
I'll let you go now. Go!
Mr. Kurosu has summoned a new cross monster!
Did you catch it?
I caught it again!
He's seriously fast!
I caught it!
Don't come this way.
I'll come this way.
Um...
There's one more. He's going further.
You're too fast!
Sacrifice yourself for me!
I'm sorry!
No!
Run!
Wait a minute!
I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it!
I got caught...
Huh? Zazie?! Zazie?!
What?!
Spending a day with an idiot with an idiot's make- up on...
And sometimes making a joke with an idiot...
"Sometimes"?! What kind of self-righteousness is that?!
Meanwhile, on the poolside, Mushimegane and Shibayu...
Oh, Shibayu, if you stay in the middle, you'll never be able to catch me!
In the middle?!
If you stay in the middle of the pool, you'll never be able to catch me!
That's true. If you stay in the middle of the pond in this canoe...
You'll never be able to catch me.
It's painful.
No, it's not.
Alright.
Wait, wait, wait!
Go, go!
Shall we take it off? Shall we?
I can't balance it.
This is no good.
In the first 10 minutes, this man breaks 30,000 microphones.
So far, these three have been caught by the monster.
Then, a call from Mr. Cross.
Now, it's time for the cross mission.
The mission is...
Eat super spicy ramen and get the cross!
Yeah!
I'm getting pretty hungry, this master.
I've prepared two pots with super spicy ramen in them.
There's a gold cross under the pot.
Let's work together and eat it all and get it.
Time limit is 20 minutes.
Cross mission, start!
Huh?
There it is!
Alright! I should try this!
I should try this!
It looks pretty spicy.
Why is the mission itself a penalty game?
Right?
It's weird!
Why? There's no need to make it super spicy.
This is fast!
Let's work together!
But, but, look!
What?
I'm bored.
Thank you for the food.
This is bad.
Huh? Is it that spicy?
Spicy!
For this mission, let's eat super spicy ramen from Korea.
No, wait.
There's no need to eat it from the beginning.
Yumemaru and Gaion are heading there.
When Yumemaru has eaten some of it,
it's best for me to say "I'll help you, too."
I'll help you, too.
Tetsuya was found by a monster before he could complete his mission.
Wait, Daddy! Wait, Daddy!
I'll go up if you let me go!
I'll go up if you let me go, Daddy!
Right, Daddy?
Now!
Daddy's feet are fast!
It's too much...
He tries to complete his mission, but...
[The mission is to spend a day in an Uber with a new car.]
Spend a day in an Uber with a new car.
Uber Eats, huh?
This is the worst.
There's one more.
I can run away!
Wait! Wait!
Then... Then I'll go this way!
I'm stuck between a fool and a group of people!
I U-turned and went to get caught by him.
This is hard, you know?
It's easier if you follow the edge.
Like this.
Follow the edge.
You can do it like that, so do your best.
Then, I'll go first.
It's hard if you don't do your best, but...
I think he was over there.
Hang in there!
Can you do it?
Can you do it?!
Why?!
Oh, there you are.
Wait a minute!
Skip.
One day. Move. Skip everything.
You don't know what this means, do you?
They step on a monster near the pool and...
head for another mission!
I'm out of energy!
I'm out of energy, but...
Let's go! Let's go!
I'm going! I'm going with you!
My head and eyes are burning.
It hurts.
It's hot!
What a stupid mission!
I ate ramen desperately.
I didn't know I would be caught in a desert.
On the contrary, it is safest for me to be here.
Because they will become a thief.
Is it really spicy?
No, it's hot!
It's dangerous!
I'm serious!
Did you eat it all?
Yes, I ate it all.
If you eat it all now, it's over for us.
Let's eat!
I don't like it!
Let's eat!
They are running away.
I ate it all!
It's water!
Is it water?
It's hot!
What is it?
They noticed the monster and ran away as soon as possible.
However...
I'm scared.
What will happen to them?
As expected of the former track and field team, for the first time they are locked in by a monster and shake it off!
Why?!
Be careful!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's hot!
Is it not enough?
And then, Mr. Kurosu will participate as a monster himself!
That's what I'd like you to do for me.
Wait a minute! It's dangerous now! It's dangerous now! It's dangerous now!
I have a hot one! I have a hot one!
And I don't care about that.
Yes.
Under the desk.
As planned, he ate the remaining ramen and successfully cleared the mission!
In a pond with a raft, I prepared only one golden cross. If I wanted it, I would have won earlier.
I got it!
What's going on over there now?
What?
Over there. There are a lot of demons over there now.
What happened to the ramen?
I don't know. I don't know what happened to the ramen yet.
No, but demons are coming from both sides now.
This is bad now.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Behind you! Behind you!
You idiot! You got eaten up by ramen and went into a demon yourself!
Wait.
It's over.
Let's play a game.
There's capsaicin in your ear. It's over.
And then, over there...
Hey! You!
Hey!
One, one, three colors of beef bowl.
Eat it.
Stop it!
Drink it.
Stop it!
Drink it.
I'm not afraid of it!
Eat it up!
I'm begging you!
It's not like that!
Damn it!
Is it spicy?
It's spicy.
It's too tough.
Thank you!
You can eat it.
You can eat this beef bowl.
By the way, I...
Why?
There were two of you.
Is that so?
I see.
It's not like that at all.
I was over there because you're such a jerk.
I'm not a jerk.
I'm not a jerk!
I'm Mr. Cross!
Shut up!
You!
One o'clock, three hundred and fourteen.
The Insect Glasses arrived at Ikada Lake, where the Golden Cross is located.
This Ikada is suspicious.
It's hard to find the Insect Glasses.
But it should be there.
Here is where the Golden Cross is.
If you don't find it in Ikada Lake, you won't be able to get it.
Mr. Cross's mean mission!
What? There's no Golden Cross?
[Tetsuya, who noticed that he had been tricked by the insect glasses,]
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
[Tetsuya, who noticed that he had been tricked by the insect glasses,]
What are you doing?
It's nothing!
What is he doing?
It's nothing.
What is he doing?
I didn't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'll go to the next place.
Hey, wait!
Hey!
Oh, it's around here.
It's somewhere around here.
I'll find it first.
Hey, idiot!
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
Hey, wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do with this?
Hey!
No, it may be invincible.
You showed it to me, didn't you?
Hey, there's someone here who can't escape!
Hey!
Well, bye-bye!
Oh, there he is!
The brown man!
Go there!
You two, go there!
Catch him! Catch him!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Wow!
For the first time today, two creatures captured at the same time!
Two minutes remain until the mission is finished.
Yumemaru and Ryo have joined this mission and eat deliciously!
It says under the desk.
Although they get a golden cross, they still have a problem here.
I see, that's how it is.
Is that so?
But you only have one.
This is what Mr. Kurosu was trying to do.
But...
You all ate it, right?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Meanwhile, Mushimegane and Tetsuya are...
Wait, if I release my demon-like appearance...
Wait a minute!
Won't we be in a battle?
Don't fall down. Don't go too far forward.
What kind of game is this?
If you don't have it, let's just give up.
Help me! Help me!
The cross mission is over!
In the first mission, Toshimitsu got a gold cross.
In the third mission...
Wait, there's an emergency here!
I'm holding back my One-Man-Live next week.
Something's wrong with the One-Man-Live guy who said that.
He stopped playing the game and went to Toshimitsu.
Toshimitsu! Toshimitsu!
This is bad!
The price is too high!
This is no good!
Actually, when he was running away from the monster...
Ouch!
Ouch! It's over!
His left leg was injured.
If I fall down, Bakatan will catch me.
Are you okay, Toshimitsu?
My face is full of life right now.
Can you play?
I'm retiring.
Toshimitsu's regretful departure.
So, it seems like you're ready.
Yeah.
Explain the next mission properly.
Are you a hot toss?
Leave it to me.
You finally got the script right.
Now, it's time for the last mission.
Don't read that.
Take the cross out of the ice!
Take the cross out of the ice.
That's easy.
I prepared three ice cubes with a golden cross inside.
Let's work together and think about it.
Take the golden cross out of the ice.
By the way, tell us about the rules of ice.
Think about it.
Explain it first.
Anything is possible.
You'll know if you go there.
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
You'll know if you go there.
Are you serious?
You'll know if you go there.
Let's start.
The time limit is 20 minutes.
Take the ice out of the ice.
Ready, start!
This is not good.
Let's hurry up.
We can go through the tunnel, right?
The battle may be dangerous.
I won't let my guard down.
I saw a cross ahead of me.
The ice smells like injuries.
It's okay. It's okay.
There's nothing.
There it is!
It's ice!
There's an item here.
I'm sure it's this one.
It's a can.
Which item will they choose will determine the outcome of the battle.
Wow, look at this ice.
If I get two of these and get a cross, it's all mine.
What kind of strategy is that?
So you want me to do an ice punch strategy?
Do it!
What are you going to do about it?
Here it comes!
I think it's strong.
Let's leave the circuit open.
It's better to leave the circuit open.
Let's work together here.
Let's leave the circuit open.
Does it make sense?
Let's do it.
Do you have fire?
Matches?
Oh, no!
Trash is everywhere!
Did you find an efficient way?
No, I don't know.
No, right?
Oh, no! It's a demon!
It's a demon!
Let's run away for now.
Watch out!
I got caught!
What?
I thought I was going to get two of these.
But it's double!
What's going to be double?
All the time I spent on it is going to be double.
I knew it!
I think it's something.
Let's go back.
It doesn't matter.
Three days or six days, it doesn't matter.
Let's go back.
I almost got caught.
Emergency evasion.
I'm out of breath.
Oh no!
We did it.
Back to mission, Insect Glasses and Duo.
Miss, there's a rock over there!
Do it! It's the power of the primordial!
I have no choice but to go!
Go!
Three, two, one, go!
Show me!
Oh, great!
But it really works, doesn't it?
Hot, hot, hot!
Go, go, go!
It's normal for me to get used to it.
It really feels like I've retired from club activities.
I'm sitting in a chair.
It's like...
Oh, there's nothing more I can do.
Hey, what's up with you, newbie?
Going up to someone else's place!
Huh?
What? Hey, what's up?
It's no use doing that!
Did you forget?
This is... hot water!
Pour it on me!
Come on!
Oh, you brought hot water!
Wait a minute!
Oh, good, good!
I can do it!
Oh, no! It's here!
Wow!
It's already here?!
This is it! This is it!
Close it!
I'm sorry! Close it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! It's not like that!
Don't say it out loud!
ZAZI
No, it's "ZAZI" instead of "Mawashi"!
"ZAZI" instead of "Mawashi"!
"ZAZI" is popular, right?
The sticker changed, right?
"ZAZI" instead of "Mawashi"!
No, it's "ZAZI" instead of "Mawashi"!
And in the meantime...
But...
No, I mean...
It's weird for "but"s to wear school uniforms!
"Yoga"? What's "yoga"?
You go to yoga class?
But it says "girls" on it, doesn't it?
Wearing ladies' yoga wear for an hour.
So...
The cross is crossing the line!
Not a cross, but a traffic jam!
(The cross is crossing the line)
No way!
It's our own channel, so...
I wanted to play properly.
I guess this is when you decide to retire.
From a baseball player.
I can't do it anymore.
(He's retired)
I think it's too early for you to retire.
(He's retired)
No!
I'm definitely faster than you!
What's going on?!
Mic, mic, mic!
Are you okay?!
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
If you stop attacking here...
- What?! - ...it's over!
You idiots!
You guys have nothing left!
Here it comes!
Huh?
- It's broken. - Oh, no!
Wow, Ryo! Did you break it?
The cross is falling apart.
Why?
- It's frozen. - I see.
Even though it's falling apart, Ryo gets a golden cross!
Three minutes left!
Three minutes left?!
Let's work together!
I'll do it like this.
That's right.
You're smart!
I did it!
Go, go!
It hurts!
I'll do it!
I did it!
Nice!
There are only two minutes left until the game is over.
All the members will challenge!
I'm strong!
I'll stab you with an ice pick and break you with a stone from above.
I see!
Nice!
I did it!
But you only have one life left!
What?!
I did it!
Setsuya...
Game over!
Thank you for your hard work, everyone.
Thank you for your hard work!
What's up with you?
It's over now, but how was it?
As you can see...
Well, I don't feel any punishment from the middle of it.
For now, shall we count the numbers?
Yes.
Two skirts, one skirt, two bucket hats, two jerseys, one Uber, and one diary.
What's Uber?
Uber is owned by Uber Eats.
What are you talking about?
What's that?
Don't tell me!
Don't know?
I was looking forward to it.
I ate beef bowl and green tea, and I didn't eat anything else.
And I was injured for two months and had a cramp.
One cup.
One cup...
It's a little dull to count now.
By the way, what's this double?
The period is doubled.
What's that?
So...
It's crazy, isn't it?
One, two, three, four...
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's crazy for a moment, isn't it?
Maybe I hate this project the most.
As you can see, the other three seem to have suffered a lot from the jerseys and one-man show monsters.
Now, let me announce the reward for those who get the golden cross!
You can lose one penalty you received.
That's good.
There is a cross ball in this box.
If you draw the cross you received, you can be exempted for one day.
Of course, even if you draw a cross you didn't receive, you won't be exempted from anything!
You have three chances.
Four people got the golden cross, but...
Is this okay?
Oh, the golden cross is broken.
No, no, no.
This is not for me.
It's not a cross.
It's for Ryo and Seifu, isn't it?
Oh, but it's a golden cross.
Yeah.
Oh, this is proof of clearing.
It's dangerous.
It's clear that you have it.
This is kind of you.
Isn't it loose?
Is it loose?
It's okay.
What is it?
It's not my fault.
I just did what I was told to do.
But...
It's a success!
It's a failure!
You guys, you guys, remember this.
You too!
Since Ryo is over there, these three can draw the golden cross.
First, from Shibayu.
Oh, there's a bullet in it.
What is it?
I can't turn it.
Yay!
But you don't have a turner, so it doesn't matter.
Oh, I see.
Second...
Turn... turn?
Oh, there it is.
I can't turn it.
I'm not a mammal anymore!
You're a mammal, aren't you?
You're not a mammal, you're a mammal, aren't you?
What's a mammal and a cross anyway?
But that's basically it, right?
Yes.
Oh!
This is huge!
Oh!
Congratulations!
Bakatoro is gone!
You lost one bakatoro.
I lost one bakatoro.
I didn't like this one the most, so it might be helpful.
That's nice.
That's good.
I think we don't have to draw it.
If you draw gyudon, you win.
I'm sorry to draw it.
Draw!
Turn!
It looks like it's there, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Yoga!
Well, well, well...
Draw gyudon!
I don't need gyudon.
Come!
Huge!
Too bad!
You don't need it!
I wanted to see a huge one!
You only draw crosses that haven't appeared yet.
You...
Last up is Tetsuya, but...
Kimemaru...
Don't tell me you...
Oh!
Draw a double!
Is it okay?!
Please!
Don't draw a double with this!
It's better for you to die, Kimemaru!
I want to draw it!
It's so complicated!
It's red!
I should have drawn it, too!
Draw a double, a daddy, and a bakatoro!
I want to go!
Wow!
You can do it, Kimemaru!
Daddy!
Daddy is gone for one day!
Look!
One win!
Not bad!
And...
It's not that bad!
The important thing is the double!
The double!
This is it!
You can do it!
I'm counting on you!
Listen to me!
Skip!
Well, well, well...
It's impossible for you to disappear!
You didn't make a mistake, right?
No...
Mr. Kurosu, there's a sign that says "Close" so can you close it for me?
Maybe you guys will play this game again!
"Maybe"...
That's not it.
That's not it!
"Maybe"...
Maybe Mr. Kurosu will play this game again!
No, it's fine!
Goodbye!
Tokaiouya!
Let's meet again!
Please go home!
Thank you for your hard work!
He's gone!
He ran home!
Thank you for your hard work!